Random
Source Code
Random
A transphobe or a TERF.
"What's up with Geoff? He had the right hump at work today."
"We did inclusivity training regarding pronouns, and he's a friend of JK Rowling."
"Ah, gotcha. I'll be sure to they/them Geoff next time I see them."
3👍 2👎
'jk' is short for joking, kind of like 'lol' in a way, then 'rowling' is rolling on floor laughing (rofl). so together it means im just joking and laughing my head off with the added pun of being j.k rowling the famous author.
"Wow he's really hot"
"Um are you being serious"
"No hahahaha I'm jk rowling you"
10👍 131👎
Author of the world-dominating Harry Potter books.
Started living off state benefit in a grotty flat with a love child and ended up being richest, best-selling novelist of all time (probably).
217👍 337👎
An author that wrote many books, including the Harry Potter series. She’s also done many transphobic things, and that made me lose respect for her. Although I still love Harry Potter, I do not support J. K Rowling.
1: J. K Rowling’s the best! I love Harry Potter!
2: Haven’t you heard that she’s transphobic?
1: Wait, she is?? Ugh, transphobes are the worst. Does this mean I have to stop loving Harry Potter?
2: No, you don’t have to stop loving it. Just try not to support J. K Rowling’s cause.
A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,
"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!
...jk I fooled ya'all :)"
Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!
8👍 133👎
An insult aimed at J.K. Rowling by wannabe literature snobs who like to spend all their time critiquing teen fantasy books because they're bitter that nobody wants to publish their own rubbish. The root of the insult is that J.K. Rowling uses a lot of the plot device deus ex machina (in this case, going back and changing the ending as in reversing time to fix a problem or adding/changing a detail hence "just kidding!"), widely considered a literary cop-out but generally accepted in literature intended for children by all but the most persnickety critics.
Hermione goes back in time in Harry Potter book 3 so that Sirius Black can escape prison.
"There goes old Just Kidding Rowling again!"
37👍 75👎
1. A genius
2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.
3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.
1. JK Rowling is a genius!
2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*
3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!
9👍 261👎