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1) A rum springer is a commonly used expression when the amish come out to play
2) A rum springer is a person who barely comes out but makes a cameo appearance, generally breaking down the bar
Joseph: Well gee Jedidiah, long day at the plow?
Jedidiah: I could be sinning right now, lets get drunk
Joseph: Ye hah! RUM SPRINGER!
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phrase to describe someone who is rough, or dresses roughly. Doesn't seem to appear in dialects outside Cheshire, North West England.
1) Mum: are you going out like that??
Daughter: yeh, why?
Mum: you look like a right rum troll.
2) She's a right rum troll.
God's elixir, the true meaning of life, a representation of everything right in the world.
Guaranteed to get you fucked up in half an hour or your money back.
9/10 hospital emergency departments recommend for an overnight stay.
Person 1: Johnno got pretty smashed last night on the ol' domestic violence in a bottle
Person 2: yeah nah righto what happened to him?
Person 1: Got his stomach pumped at Emergency aye.
Person 2: Bloody hell the Bundy Rum probably tanned the inside of him aye.
One props up one's girlfriend onto her head. The recipient is now doing a head stand. The perpetrator of the rum cave holds the recipient's legs spread wide and pours into her muff a blend of several flavors of rum. The woman's legs are then brought close together again and she is spun around (for proper mixing of the rum in her muff). The rum cave girl is then bent forward so that one can drink the rum from her now sterile snatch. Add cut fruit pieces and a little umbrella for a tropical drink.
Mark invited Cris into his house and made a rum cave from which he happily drank throughout the evening.
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Red Rum is what was wrote in the wall in blood at the murder scene
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An idiot due to their over consumption of alcohol over the years. One who has pickled themself.
Get outta here you freakin Rum Dumb, or I'll call the cops!
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A website that is full of stuff to do when you are bored. Or need to laugh.
Kid A :I just did the pop quiz on rum and monkey! I'm so not bored now!
Parent : No one cares, quit life.
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