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When a bitch hop on dat dick and he say no
He didn’t wanna catch that fade so he wish rumpled her
rumple foreskin
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
Kyle's alter ego, when he gets mad or upset he turns into rumple
Watch out! You might unleash rumple
to fold. sometimes pussy, sometimes ass. you on that kinky stuff you like to be folded into origami paper airplanes
“how’s christina?”
“she made me rumple her...”
“VERSACI!”
Some one who is vertically chanllenged, very short, or petite
That girl is a rumple shroom skin cuz she's so damn short