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adj. The state of extreme incorrectness and or stupidity; referred to simply as WRONG.
v. To be completely and utterly wrong.
In a scenario where an individual would otherwise be so incorrect or wrong to the point where it is necessary to bring it to his or her attention. you then exclaim "Russell!" Instead of: Wrong; Idiot; or another suitable synonym.
Teacher: "What is 2+2"
Student: "Gateway Loop!"
Teacher: "What?!?"
Student: "Game."
Teacher: "You're Russell"
Russell(Previously the Student): "You wanna fight John?"
Teacher(Laughing uncontrollably): "Oh Russell"
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To have a Russell means to have an extremely small penis in length, but enormous width.
Alec had a Russell...he couldn't hit the end, but he could bang the shit out of the sides!
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A tall, tan man that likes to shave his body and rub baby oil all over it. He wears woman's underwear on the weekends. He is a closet fag that suffers from Compulsive Masturbasting.
Hey look at that guy!, I bet he is a Russell.
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Noun: one who eats peculiar objects as a freak show to earn a living.
Verb: ("to pull a russell") to walk into a classroom with your penis hanging out of your fly as a result of poor zipper planning and not wearing underwear.
"Oh man, I pulled a Russell yesterday! It was the worst feeling ever!" or "I gave that Russell four bucks for eating a snake's head."
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a person with an extremly large left foot
"wow, that person a russell foot!"
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Has all the connections with the teachers but fails tests with a point below passing
Student 1: Did you hear that Russell failed the algebra regents with a 64?
Student 2: Feelsbadman, but I got a 66!!?!?!?!?
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Thinks hes a GOAT when he isn't. Loves to crush on bitches. Is a good best friend but annoys the shit out of you.
"Russell isn't a GOAT"
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