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To have a Russell means to have an extremely small penis in length, but enormous width.
Alec had a Russell...he couldn't hit the end, but he could bang the shit out of the sides!
A tall, tan man that likes to shave his body and rub baby oil all over it. He wears woman's underwear on the weekends. He is a closet fag that suffers from Compulsive Masturbasting.
Hey look at that guy!, I bet he is a Russell.
Noun: one who eats peculiar objects as a freak show to earn a living.
Verb: ("to pull a russell") to walk into a classroom with your penis hanging out of your fly as a result of poor zipper planning and not wearing underwear.
"Oh man, I pulled a Russell yesterday! It was the worst feeling ever!" or "I gave that Russell four bucks for eating a snake's head."
a person with an extremly large left foot
"wow, that person a russell foot!"
Has all the connections with the teachers but fails tests with a point below passing
Student 1: Did you hear that Russell failed the algebra regents with a 64?
Student 2: Feelsbadman, but I got a 66!!?!?!?!?
Thinks hes a GOAT when he isn't. Loves to crush on bitches. Is a good best friend but annoys the shit out of you.
"Russell isn't a GOAT"
The term for a person who trys to act like a stoner.
Though obviously not, they say things to make it seem so.
They do this because they don't much of a personality to them..
"Hey man, do I smell like weed?"
"Uhhh...no..should you?"
"Oh yah..I got high this morning. I'm a total stoner."
"No, your a Russell"