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Where water is replaced with Vodka.
Bruh this place has been Russia
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The country where the end of the world is made
USA: YEAH I GOT 90000000 NUKES
RUSSIA: I got 1 more than you
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Normal person: *goes to Russia*
Russia: “would you like some vodka?”
Guy: “no”
Russia: “kill him. NOW.”
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Although the fucktard said that Russia is a fukkd country has sum truth, like Putin's retartedness or no jobs. Both my parents were doctors from Russia with really good education but lived in socialism.
Even though there are very little jobs, and I'm unemployed that doesn't mean I don't get any money :)... I live TEH life an u cant do shit bout it. If you say that my peeps don't kno wut aids is, Ima get the whole entire (Axis Of Evil) on ur fukin ass biatch!
(Retard) Russia was a communist country!
(Me) No you fucktard, you are a complete moronic idiot cock monkey, Russia was never Communist, it was Socialist.
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A very, very large country with bears that match those of the bears in Canada. Everything is bigger in Russia. It is also very cold, and its winter once beat the Nazi army. People that live in Russia are called Russians and have cool accents, and say things like, "In America, you find where is Waldo. In Russia, Waldo find where is you!" And, "In Motherland, we drink vodka. Vodka make you strong, like Russian bear." Russia is a nice place, and is huge. If you go there, watch our for Communist Revolutions.
"Mother Russia will destroy you. It is also big. Australia, entire continent, fit inside Russia."
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(Ruh-shuh) Very large country, was in WWI and WWII, as well as the Cold War (Nuclear war). With Moscow as the capital, it is a very strong standing country. Produces lots of alcohol, especially Vodkas. Sometimes a miserable country.
“Russia can be a very crazy place with all its alcohol and travel locations.”
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Russia Is A Communist Country, It's The Biggest Country, And For Some Reason People Think It Is A Part Of Europe, When Clearly Its In Asia (They Also Drink Vodka)
Guy 1: Name As Many Asian Countries As You Can
Guy 2: Ok, China, North Korea, South Korea, Japan India, Russia
Guy 1: Russia's Part Of Europe
Guy 2: Are You Stupid Look At A Map
Guy 1: But The Capital Is In Europe
Guy 2: I Don't Care Where Moscow Is Look At How Much Land Is In Asia Compared To Europe
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