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Alright, I'm sick of this shit. The system keeps kicking out repair tickets for this spot in the database, and I don't want to bother with it anymore. I'm going to put suppression on any tickets involving the SCP-000 slot of the database, because it's disrupting work flow for actual problems, and generally just pissing me off. I don't know why it keeps fucking with the syntax, but the fact of the matter is that it's only happening here, and considering that the only thing here is just a giant pile of junk data, it's more than likely the database pissing itself over the lack of proper information. If anything changes, I'll definitely look into it, but as of right now this issue is closed.
- Technical Researcher Rosen
scp 2718 is the dammerung class cognitohazard known as death. anyone who knows about the description of what happens after death will experience eternal suffering caused by the binding of ones soul to the body which makes you feel everything that your body feels while it decays for eternity.
there is a theory that the afterlife is whatever we believe it to be, whatever our religion or faith tells us is our destiny. scp 2718 overrides that, overwrites your afterlife, creates a new endless, meaningless pain that lasts even further than the end of time. if you are exposed to this infohazard, this is what happens to you when you die.
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Scp-106 is an old man cover in a black corrosive substance. Scp-106 is a Keter class Scp which makes it very dangerous to humanity for it has the ability to go into a pocket dimension and corrode through walls allowing it to hunt down it's target. The origin of how he came to be is difficult to figure out, for now he is safely contained inside site 19
Scientist 1: Hey man, why is that wall over there all covered with some weird black liquid
Scientist 2: Huh
Scp-106: Hey
Scientist 1: No not my femur
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SCP-1471 is a mobile phone application going by the name: MalO ver1.0.0, if someone downloads MalO ver1.0.0 they won't see any shortcuts or icons on their device, every 3-6 hours the subject will recieve photo's of SCP-1471-A near a location that the subject frequently visits. 1471-A is a humanoid like creature with a canid-like skull and dark hair. After 48 hours, the subject will recieve photos of SCP-1471-A near locations they recently visited. 72 hours after exposure the subjects will recieve photos of SCP-1471-A in real time near the subject. 90 hours after exposure the subject will see SCP-1471-A in their peripheral vision, reflective surfaces or both.
Yo I found this new app on the app store.
What's it called?
MalO vare1.0.0
Dude that's the SCP-1471 app!
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A succubus but in a Holy way
When Male people see her, They Immediately try to have intercourse with 166 which does not Stress 166.
166 is Seriously into Christianity and used to be a Nun before being dragged to the foundation, while she was in her stay she requested Holy Items in which only 1 was refused which was a Priest to let her confess her sins.
Intercom in SCP-166's Containment Chamber:Attention D-4323 Please enter the Containment Chamber
*D class enters the Chamber*
SCP-166: *Looks at D-4323*
D-4323 in his mind: Oh shit my pp is gonna get hard
*D-4323's Private part suddenly starts to expand at a fast rate*
SCP-166: *Shows no distress*
D-4323: *Dashes to SCP-166*
Security Guard: *Fires the P90 to prevent a Horrible event*
D-4323: *Fuccin dies*
Female Researcher: Nice.
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An app that causes the user to be stalked by a figure in black robes with a canine skull for a head (designated SCP-1471-A). This creature is infamous in the SCP fandom for being an icon of furry trash.
My God, why is there so much hentai of SCP-1471? There’s just so fucking much. It’s ridiculous. They could’ve done something else, but no, they chose MalO ver1.0. motherfucking 0. It’s wasted potential, really.
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This is a Keter classed SCP who's well known alias is known as "Hidex Deagon." However, given its current class it seems to only be lethal towards those who support evil, basically if instead you supported Lucifer instead of following the ways of the Lord, you would be within SCP—070's cross hairs.
This SCP hails from a planet far beyond the reaches of the solar system where Earth comes from, the planet is known to be three times larger than the largest planet in the solar system currently, Jupiter, although the way physics and gravity works within the reaches of that planet and it's solar system depicts that the larger the planet is, the more mass it has. Meaning the gravity difference between that planet and Earth's is exponential, the gravity on the home planet where SCP—070 came from would flatten any human like a pancake just from entering the atmosphere.
This planet is known as Planet Deagon and it's currently ran by SCP—070 himself, what he is capable of is currently unknown, but when it sees and enemy he undergoes noticeable changes. His eyes change and his body emits a bright neon coloration, an aura as if he is preparing to attack.
This SCP isn't harmful to the planet, he comes and goes freely due to his loyalty to the ways of peace, but the SCP Foundation keeps close eyes on him just in case he has a change in heart one day.
I saw SCP—070 the other day, he looked tired, must've been from all that cRiMe FiGhTiNg.~