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Scuba Steve

A man like no other. A not so well known super hero. A man who possesses the ability to woo any woman. Appears in the movie 'Big Daddy'. This is one very unique individual. Believed to have originated from somewhere in England although historians are not sure of the exact wherabouts of origin of this speciman it is believed he currently resides in the humble village of clonlara county clare. Upon birth doctors predicted this phenomenon would well surpass 7 foot in height and achieve many great things.

The name scuba steve has also become a widely used term to describe a highly awkward situation, event or person.

Scuba is considered by many as a true king among men.

In recent times scuba steve has been described by many as irelands answer to Usain Bolt. Scuba steves coaches have boldly predicted that within 2 years he will have smashed usain bolts 100m and 200m records. There is no limit to his potential.

Catch phrases:
"so big"
"so cool"
"so fresh"
"to tesco"

Uses of a scuba steve:
reaching high objects
dictionary of strange information
Anti wall climbing
droping items
finding money saving deals

Also known as:

son of scuba sam
big s
so big
steve
stevie h
showard

Dude no. 1 trips over his own legs
Dude no. 2: "Damn you just did a scuba steve"

by bigexpert May 4, 2009

84๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


scuba duba

When a male gives a female pleasure with his fingers and after his fingers smell like fish/the ocean

dude his fingers are scuba duba

by T danna July 23, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


scuba-job

The giving of head underneath water. When the female is wearing scuba gear and pulls of the mouthpiece to blow the man.

"Jenny came over to go swimming last night, and she totally gave me a scuba-job right in my grand-parent's pool!"

by Tim Dooley January 10, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


scuba steve

When you are in a hot tub or pool and your lady goes down on you and gives you a BJ while under water.

I was in the pool with my lady and she totally gave me a scuba Steve.

by Smitty the titty August 2, 2009

96๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scuba-Nibba

A black Person who can actually swim..

Palm, you're such a fucking scuba-nibba.

by Senplox Art May 17, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scuba Diving

Similar to a "snorkel" in which a tall man (a spaniard, for example) leads a much shorter man (e.g. a slavik dwarf) into the sea. When the water becomes too deep for the dwarf to breathe without swimming, the taller man forces the dwarf's head under water and shoves his cock in the dwarf's mouth, mimicking a snorkel. However, scuba diving requires an even taller man (a Pollock, for example) and a much shorter man (a Japanese man), and the two explore the deep crevasses of the ocean floor.

Especially effective if the Japanese man is only half Asian, as he will be less vindictive in the case of resurfacing.

Christian: Chris, would you like to go scuba diving in Gloucester?

Chris: No.

by chr3000 March 16, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scuba Diving

Eating out; to perform cunnilingus.

Yesterday I was hanging out with my girlfriend and I got to go scuba diving, it was AWESOME.

by TheCubanBeast May 20, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž