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Shrek is absolute daddy material, he can get any girl even with one wink. Every girl wants him and maybe even some guys too. His dick is HUGE. Legend says that his pp is so big that you can't even see all of it at once.
girl: omg his dick is HUGE
girl#2: his name must be shrek
The sexiest man alive. You will never see a hotter looking specimen in your life.
Fuck, I jizzed in my pants after I looked at Shrek again.
A god, and some one you want to worship, other known as "The Meme That Will Never Die" And a hero.
You need to start worshipping Shrek, or join the Shrek Cult.
Shrek iste meme that lives on and on so don't say rude things about him.
If you don't enjoy all Shrek movies even just one {IF U DONT ENJOY SHREK!!} I don't enjoy you.
Shrek is a mythical creature, if he spots you, he will run towards you and fuck you until you create a pool of cum. Later, an ogre baby will emerge from your stomach and fucking yet you into the suns wet-ass pussy. If you survive you will be turned into someone who posts child nsfw. Weakness: fiona catching him
OH, YES! KEEP GOING SHREK! OH! FUCK ME!
A unit of time that is 1 hour and 35 minutes. Most commonly used before dinner.
"Hey mom when will dinner be ready". In a Shrek son"
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Shrek is the one who will defeat Thanos and save the multiverse.
Person 1: "me like Shrek"
Person 2: "o ok"
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