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A school thats pretty cool and its very new but the students are ghetto and pretty much a boy boinked a girl and got jumped and almost cutted his ear off but the ap and the officer saved him, normally it gets wild here a lot of fights but eh the teachers can be kind or mean
person A: hey its stockton junior high
person B: yes i heard that the principal quit because of "family and health" and the students being assh*les
person A; yes the school is very wild and the kids are ghetoo asf
One of the most decent sides of stockton, cool people, mostly people with a decent life style Ie, most have money&&dont have gun shots in their cars , unlike the crappy south side!
Eyyyy niggah its that "North side stockton" bitch!
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A small dusty and crusty town, where in less than 10 minutes you can drive the stip of Fabulous Dickingson Drive. But don't blink too long or you'll miss the oversized Roadrunner statue on the left, which the locals are oh so proud of. Activities consist of going to the one show theater/bowing alley and getting drunk with teenage loosers, or getting dunk and chasing food stamp honneys at the world famous Angel's night club. Careful because that hot apple bottom girl with the matching tits you keep buying drinks is probably 14! So its safer to chase the big body girl, nicknamed "Dually" as in the truck! And then theres the fine crap the locals call food, where you can get a flapjack thin steak from K-Bobs which tastes like french fry greese for some reason, or try the mouth watering TexMex at Jonny Chihuahuas which is blandish and will instanly remind you of the Middle School buritos that were banned in the 90's. One more thing, worth mentioning is the service you get around town....wait a minute there is nothing good to say!
Fort Stockton, TX is also known as the Bum Fuck Egypt of Texas!
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Stockton Riverside College is next to a big brown river the called the Tees that river runs in Stockton-on-Tees!, Stockton-on-Tees is in Teesside!, Teesside is full of townie fucks, Teesside is in the North East of England, England is a small island full of Townie Fucks, This small part of island is in the UK, the UK has England, Wales, scotland and Northern Ireland and Gay Ireland south of Northern Ireland, the UK is in Europe which has France, Germany, Spain and you get the idea now! lol
Stockton Riverside College is a College in the UK! lol
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Last of a Dyin Breed for the real strivers in stocktone
LDB - " Last Dyin Breed " - Stocktone, CA
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can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.
i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.
Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?
Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.
jack: TWOS!!!!
Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.
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applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex
similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.
JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.
STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.
JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.