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A Cocktail that is basically a Dark N Stormy with Jack Daniels in place of rum - Jack Daniels, lime juice, simple syrup, ginger beer, served over ice in a highball glass
Have you tried the Stormy Daniels Cocktail? It's even more refreshing than a Dark N Stormy
A Stormy Daniels is a sexual act where a female squats over a man and smears her vagina on his face.
Wouldn't it be hot if I gave you a Stormy Daniels tonight after dinner?
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Literally the love of my life oh my fucking god u are the most perfect person even i could never say how much i love oh my god I. FUCKING. LOVE. YOU. i literally find u the most lovable person ever and i wanna squeeze u so tight till u cant breath oh my ur so kind. ur so fucking UGHFHJGUGUGGH i love day-dreaming about you, ur so pretty in my eyes ut hurts to know u cant see urself like that. If u saw me in your eyes, u would fall inlove with yourself. i love you so much i cant get enough of you, your voice, your EVERYTHING. I. LOVE. YOU.
"Stormie, my love, you make my day; a smile brighter than the brightest sunrise."
A spawn of living hatred that will despise all that is proven a mistake. Tags along with a fellow member CyanoticBeast and beats the absolute shit out of a unfortunate victim name vrotherdavis. Though at times he will be peaceful, but tread ever so lighty for even one mistake and you'll soon hear his anger.
Person 1: he's one shot, I tell you he's one shot!
Person 2: *dies and sees he's actual health* no he wasn't! I hope Stormy would spite you!
Person 1: who's that?
*distant footsteps and duel of the fates starts playing*
Angry, Mad, Enraged, Furious, Pissed Off!
Kelly: Stop Bullshitting Me John, That Makes Me Stormy!
John: Don't Hurt Me!
Your average lesbian kafka stan
Yo is that a stormy
Yuh😎😎*eats kafkas puss*