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A native of Loompaland who migrated to the south part of Asia, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange complexion, and green hair; Also known as oompa loompas; They have a facial structure like the Neanderthals which are a now-extinct species or subspecies within the genus Homo and closely related to modern humans. They have no gender they can sometimes look like a girl and be a boy or look like a guy and be a girl.
This kind of rare species are mostly found in a country called Bangladesh the rest are wide spread around South Asia.
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A description for same sex couples, Easier than defining them as lesbian or gay couples.
"Ellen and Portia look pretty close",
"yeah, they're samies".
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Saturday Morning Inspection...AKA Hell
Week. All week is spent cleaning for this torturous morning. Sleep Deprivation is a must, and the battle to dust is always lost to the white glove, your bed is never tight enough, and you and your roomates stuff just happens to differ in the tiniest detail making you fail....Almost always coupled with a busy academic week leading to increased frustration, and anger. Normally mild-mannered people become Monster driven, redeyed zombies.
Person 1: Whats wrong with Jack he seems out of it.
Person 2: He has SAMI this week, I heard him muttering about dust and his three tests this week.
Person 1: Damn poor guy.
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A man who typically fumbles the bag, but somehow founds a way to flip and tumble it. He is extraordinary at beat making, and swims in pussy for countless hours on end. Once in a while, Sami enjoys a long walk along some fresh steaming coals, to sooth the cerebrum after a very exasperating day of producing BANGERZ.
yo my homeslice, you seen sami fumble the bag?
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Sami Is best girl. She will kill you with her JoJo memes and crush you with her guitar. She's really caring and will love you until she can't. She loves to make you laugh and will do anything and everything in her power to make you happy! Shes sensitive so please don't hurt her or I will personally break your Neko Neko Kneecaps and vore you
This post was made by Hunter Gang
Did you see that girl JoJo posing in the hallway..?
Yeah that's Sami, shes a crackhead
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