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A place where advanced homosexuals live.
What I liked about San Francisco, as opposed to Baltimore, is that the homosexuals don't walk around like nymphomaniacs.
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the only decent city in california
Person 1: Hey, I'm going to California next week.
Person 2: Aww man! I feel bad for you. Where are you going?
Person 1: San Francisco
Person 2: Oh, never mind then. You're lucky.
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The most intimate way for two people, usually two men, to ride a motorcycle at the same time. Allows for not only maximum enjoyment and thrill of riding a motorcycle, but also of whichever Twink you might be hung up on at the same time. Its really quite simple, the operator of the motorcycle rides the motorcycle like normal, but his passenger, who usually would ride behind him (allowing for a reach around and or light nipple play) rides in front of the driver, facing him. The possibilities that this opens up for further enjoyment of motorcycle riding are endless.
Jaun and I rode the motorcycle down to the beach last night, and we rode San Francisco Spider the whole way, you wouldn't believe hot it was frotting on the highway.
When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.
I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.
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When two adult heterosexual males grab each other’s genitalia in an attempt to see who can tolerate the groping the longest.
Moondog had a San Francisco Standoff with his publisher in the movie “The Beach Bum”.
The most intimate of kisses; The San Francisco Kiss is when two people rub their buttholes together passionately as if simulating kissing. Not to be mistaken with the San Francisco French Kiss.
Look at those two men over there locked in a passionate San Francisco kiss; What a time to be alive.
The act of a well endowed male by placing his own penis his anus for safe keeping and or pleasure.
Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .