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Dipping your penis in a mixture of salsa, sour cream, and tabasco then repeatedly pounding your woman in the vagina until her clitoris turns bright red. Eventually jizzing on a whole-wheat tortilla feeding it to her as she cums.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Slammer until her eyes popped out of her sockets.
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How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish? Mark Sanchez
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London Sanchez is a very talented Pilipino person. She likes to paint and laughs a lot at her own jokes. PS. she's also Chinese.
Hey, look at that flat nosed person, what a London Sanchez.
When your significant other is wise to your chocolate mustache moves and you have to stick a finger in your own ass then give her a mustache. Just to keep the element of surprise.
Guy: yeah so my lady knows when I am about to give her a dirty sanchez.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.
The greatest Mexican footballer of all time, and one of the few things Mexico has to be proud of. He played in many clubs, including Real Madrid in which he helped win many titles, and he played for the Mexican national team but didn't go too far with them. He is the closest Mexico has to a Maradona or Pele
Jim: Wow, Wayne Rooney scored from far away!
Old geezer: Pfft, I've seen Hugo Sanchez score with a backflip kick back in '88, he would embarrass you all if he still played.
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The "Sanchez Steamer" is a term coined by Brandon Rogers, a famous YouTuber infamous for acts such as, "Fuck off Janet, I'm not going to your fucking baby shower," and if course, "There is only one thing worse than a rapist... Boom!" "A child!" "No."
"Sanchez Steamer" was used in a video he posted on May 5, 2018 in the video "Things All Gays Say." The term was said at 1:13, with the only context being that it is sexual, but otherwise there's no sure way of knowing what it is.
Brandon: "Don't even act like you don't know what a Sanchez Steamer is. Now do it!"
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