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A vagina infested with herpes. Make your dick itch or burn
Be careful, that girls got a sandpaper cacoon. If you go down on her you will get boo-boo lip.
A roll of pleasure paper that you can shove your dick into, you can also turn it into a flashlight and enjoy it that way too.
Dave: bro I just shoved my veiny cock into some sandpaper! It was pretty exotic.
Bob: sandpaper?
Dave: yeah that nice roll of pleasure paper that you can use to push yourself to climax!
Has a sandpaper face from pimples and normally listens to TikToks to loud on the bus and is hulk but in a fat way
That Spew Is sandpaper face (disgusting)
The 10th anniversary of a first date. Typically celebrated with dry anal from one of both of the partners. Can also occur simultaneously with a ceremonial human centipede.
My wife and I didn't know what to do for our Sandpaper Anniversary, so I suggested meeting up with Ronaldo and Rebecca for a desert-dry human centipede.
Down south way of saying “fuck that”
Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!
The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.
Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."
Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"
When two males rub their stubble against one another, usually for sexual arousal.
Male 1: I like it rough
Male 2: Then let there be sandpapering