Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.

Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."

sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.