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the irresponsible guzzling of beers out of a frisbee on all saturday nights with your bros
sunshine: pick up a 30 and fill those saucers, fill those frisbees to the brim. Its saucer saturday!
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When two heterosexual men cover each other with 6 gallons of Vaseline and crawl around a 12 by 12 padded heated room
Colin: what did you do this week?
Brody:nothing much just did slug Saturday with Nate.
Colin:you guys are gay
Brody: nah
The day of the week in which mustaches are photoshopped onto pictures of Sara Quin and then uploaded to tumblr.
Since it's inception on September 17, 2011, Sarastache Saturday has garnered "hit and miss" popularity, although compared to it's sister projects Tegan Tuesday and Ptosis Pthursday, it has done considerably well.
dood, "Hey everybody, it's Sarastache Saturday!"
everybody, "What?"
One of those Saturdays when you wake up early, put on some coffee, and fire up your music player in preparation for a day full music "jukeboxing" and personal inspiration. A great way to multitask around the house and accomplish a lot of things. Higher volumes are recommended.
Tomorrow is going to be a Jukebox Saturday. I need to get a lot done around the house, and I also need to sort through some music.
This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.
Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass
(No Simping Saturday’s) No
The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday
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The day after good Friday. This day is for doing stuff that you wouldn't do on good Friday... or any other day. Its like mischief night. Except more epic.
Hey Jake what are you doing for Bad Saturday? Oh I'm shitting on Sammy's wall, wanna come?!
Hey Jake what are you doing for Bad Saturday? I think I'm going to go to Sammy's house and throw a flaming bag of shit at her... WANNA COME?!
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The sixth, seventh or first night of the week, depending on your religion.
Saturday night is the most important invention in human history. Saturday night is the reason most conflicts have been resolved and is responsible for some of mankinds most excellent discoveries.
Acceptable ways to spend Saturday night include going out to the cinema, drinking beer, watching the footy highlights with your mates, clubbing, eating kebab, beating the wife and/or kids, and spending a dirty night out. Unacceptable ways to spend a Saturday night include going to bed early and being ill.
Without Saturday night it is conceivable that the couple of protein strands that joined in the primodial goo to form Earths first ever life form would never have done so, and all life as we know it would not exist.
Several other good facts about Saturday night include that it's impossible to fail to pull a slapper, it's the only night apart from Wednesday that it's legal to dine in an Indian restaurant, it's my favourite night of the week and it follows Friday night.
"It's Saturday Night! Let's get ready to rumble!"
Jim: "What shall we do?"
Pete: "Well it is Saturday night. Lets drink beer, get a kebab and go home to beat the wife and kids."
"I'm so happy it's saturday night, it's my favourite night of the week."
George: "Hey Saddam, it's Saturday night. What do you say we forget all this silly sentenced to death nonsense and go to the cinema?"
Saddam: "Infidel."
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