A (usually large) penis.
Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG
Most Europeans have large schlongs.
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when the foreskin makes his dick look 2x as big
Lissa- βmy boyfriends dick is only big because this foreskin is super thick.β
Sami- βdamn heβs got that schlong.β
Nick Name for your penis
dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches
Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury
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To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."
Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!
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When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging
Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.
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1. Got beaten badly. Commonly used word in politics!
2. Butt fucked
"When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly." -Donald Trump
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