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scientology

basically a bullshit religon which desperate celberties believe in and other desperate fucks

Omg! Tom Cruise is so stupid because of his extreme amouunt money he combusted and became a member of scientology just like michael Jacckson, when he turned rich he decided to fuck lil boys and turn white....waaa fucking hooooo yay to all of you combusted fuckers

by miamiheatonfire3 August 26, 2006

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scientology

Proof that humans are so desperate to be told what to think, rather than seek and question for themselves, that they can be easily led about by someone claiming to have the answers to all of the burning questions they are too lazy to answer for themselves. Scientology is also an example of the saying, "If you believe in nothing, you'll fall for anything." Intellectually-challenged individuals buy into a philosophy that makes them feel that the cause of all of their woes does not lie with them, but the human existence that they are trapped in.

In essence, Scientologists are a more successful version of furries. Rather than deluding themselves into thinking they are animals trapped in human bodies, they believe they are aliens trapped in human bodies. Scientology is what furrydom or trekkies would be if they became a formally-recognized religion.

"I just had someone tell me that I'm a meek "Earth native" and then said something about them being a Vorlon trapped in a human body. I'm not sure if they were from the Church of Scientology or a furry convention."

"Were they dressed in fake ears and tail?"

"No."

"Then they were probably a Scientologist."

by Onikaze March 24, 2006

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scientology

the most fucked up religeon in the world.they kill people and stuff.

"hey have you ever heard of the religeon scientology?"
"yah its gay"

by rewqqwer July 29, 2009

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scientology

A cash-driven pseudo religion that encourages it's members to dress up as 8' dogs with dreadlocks and run around in the future

John Travolta went to the Church of Scientology to discuss his latest movie treatment

by MightyScoop1 August 13, 2003

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scientology

People who think L Ron Hubbard still lives in their minds, thus letting him invisibly suck their extremely tiny cocks

Scientology is something that even fails more then George Bush

by scientologypenus October 23, 2008

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scientology

Another fuckin con.

When are people going to learn that the Occult world of gurus and cults is nothing but a scam run by Satan-worshiping con men?

If you're looking for the truth try the bible.You don't have to be lead around by some group of con men who only seek to brainwash you into giving them all of your money.Plus if you actually read the bible Christ warned in advance that these rotten sob's were a bunch of con men.Plus if you get too involved with that garbage then you'll actually sell your soul to the devil.

Turn away from that trash while you still can.

by I hope they all burn in hell for all eternity. March 11, 2005

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Scientology

A cult formed by the followers of L Rob Hubbard. Followers believe that they are "the elite" of the planet. Staff and "Sea Org" members are paid very very little money, if any. And are expected to give all of their time, money (including savings and income) and soul to the cult. Those who do not follow are shunned and punished. Most members, especially staff, lie, steal, and manipulate unsuspecting people out of their money in order to "go clear" and "go up the bridge" of "spiritual freedom".

I only wanted to learn about life, and Scientology, but I was taken for everything I owned and ended up with nothing but low self esteem and no bank account and no home.

by cinamingrl March 7, 2009

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