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A Brown Scorpion is when you are in the 69 position with a woman on top. She bites down on your cock just hard enough to make you freeze in terror, but not actually do any damage. Then she proceeds to shit all over your face.
I was in a 69 with Samantha last night, and the next thing I knew she hit me with a Brown Scorpion!
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the sexual act of brushing the male penis through the locks of an attractive female and uses a thrusting motion to straighten he tangled mess of hair. The male then attempts to ejaculate after going flaccid (he strokes the penis flaccidly) and then holds his penis in a curve like a scorpion tail.
Dude my girlfriend was surprised when i tried a scorpion hairbrush.
The Scorpion Party believes in creating a homeland for the white race without undesirables (Jews, blacks, Asians etc.), unlike most the Scorpion Party doesn’t believe in slavery because you cannot tax slaves. The Party believes that the state must come first and that all individual liberties and rights must be cast away for the preservation of the state. The Party seeks to eradicate the following ideologies: Fascists, Communists, Anarchists, Progressives, Liberals, Neoconservatives, Socialists, Democratic Socialists and Centrists, these ideologies have been nothing but disastrous for the human race and need to be eradicated as soon as possible.
PCM USER: Aye have you heard of The Scorpion Party?
2ND PCM USER: Yea I voted for them in the last election!
PCM USER: BASED!!!!
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A woman who uses men for their own self gratification. Normally a nymphomaniac
Person 1: How did your date go last night?
Person 2: I think she was a scorpion queen. She ditched me this morning!
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When a girl pinches a guys dick so hard cum explodes out of it.
Ya Jennifer gave me a real scorpion pincher last night
When a dude hits the ground in a way that leaves their face on the floor and heels touching the back of their head in the shape of a scorpion.
Dude 1: Did you see when Rob messed up that trick and faceplanted into the pavement?
Dude 2: Yeah, man did a full scorpion
a scorpion tied to a balloon or "attack zeppelin"
the flying scorpion demotivator has been quoted as saying "scorpion attack zeppelins, and you thought the bear cavalry and skeleton army were bad..."
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