Scotlanding

Used in reference to continuous sporting disappointment. To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory. To throw away a winning position normally completely of your own making. To provide false hope to a nation that you might just reach a modest sporting achievement only to crash everyone back down to earth with a full on double dose of reality.

We were 5-0 with a minute of the game left but then ended up totally Scotlanding it.

We’re winning but I have a horrible feeling we’re going to end up Scotlanding it.

I Honestly thought we were going to do it today, but then I remembered we always end up Scotlanding it!

I thought Timmy was going to win the egg and spoon race, but he tripped over his laces at the finish line and smashed his egg, totally Scotlanding it!

Scotland

A country which all the people living there are over proud, when really there is nothing to be proud of.

oo im from scotland an i hate the english and we are the best country in the world.

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Scotland

The homeland of the junkies, neds and pedos of the world. It was once voted the most beautiful country in the world (for some reason?). The capital of scotland is Edinburgh.

"Where are you from"
"Im from Scotland"

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Scotland

Small grey country, full of greasy, bitter, uncultured scum. Construct an identity for themselves as 'tough', despite being a nation of wife beaters, and talk about little else but their perceived superiority to the English. Small penis, much?

"I love my country, and I love my buck-toothed, car-thieving, Buckfast-drinking thick-as-pig-shit countrymen. Go Scotland!"

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scotland

Ranked worst small country in western europe.

The study by ‘The Scottish Federation of Small Businesses‘ (FSB) measured wealth, employment rates, health and education.

Also has won of the worst national football teams in the world.

Scotland laugh when England do not qualify for international football tournaments or don't get through to the final round but conveniently forget their own international football history

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scotland

Shithole country to the north of England full of haggis-eating, caber-tossing alcoholics.

Scotland has scenery?

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Scotland

The best thing to come out of Scotland?
The train to London.

Scotland is a tiny place where no man wantsa to go and most do whats right and leave. :D

aha.

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