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Just like hit it and quit it but more bro.
Broski I pulled the mean ramble and scramble on this slampiece last night.
And event that occurs annual at the Garfield County Fair in Washington State in which three chickens are released into a field of elementary-age children. The object of the event is to be the first kid to grab a chicken and bring it back to the judges. There are prizes for first second and third place, usually in the form of Sacajawea gold dollars.
You have never lived until you have seen first graders chasing chickens at the chicken scramble.
In Hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn't know where he is, can't skate, can't think, but still tries to go on with the game. As seen in the NHL when Darcy Tucker hit Sami Kapanen.
Tom:Wow he got bundled!
Dave:That was way more than bundled, that's scrambled eggs right there!
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a writhing mass of hirsute men, slick with santorum, fornicating on a bear-skin rug
"That party at Brad and Cyril's place started with canapés and ended in a Greek scramble"
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Boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. Use your raging boner and hammer the shit out of her for about 5 minutes. Then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.
Honey, lets make some scrambled eggs.
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It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.
Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!
Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?
Person 1: True dat!
Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?
Person 1: It was delicious.
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Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard
Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.
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