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the golden seal

The Golden Seal is a metaphorical seal; when consuming alcohol, to break The Golden Seal is fatal. Once broken, you never stop peeing, and the effects of the alcohol seem to wear off increasingly each time. It is recommended that The Golden Seal is only broken on the verge of an accident, as in some cases if it is broken as an accident, the accidents in turn will continue.

Dont break The Golden Seal- you'll be going all night!

by Lulabelle Wood October 14, 2007

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crack the seal

to open a new pint of lean

damn bruh, i just copped a cruiser im bout to crack the seal

by 713boomin August 16, 2015

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The Navy SEAL

This is an intimidation technique that is primarily used to keep a woman quiet when she is being too loud during the throws of passion. You wrap your strong arm around her neck and grab her chin and jaw, and then cover her mouth with you weak hand. You then say to her: "If you dont shut the fuck up, I will snap your neck". If this doesnt shut her up then nothing will. Besides actually doing it.....

I was railing this chick at her house the other night, but I didnt realize her mom was across the hall. When I found out, I had to give that girl The Navy SEAL to make sure I didnt get caught.

by Heywood Jablomy March 13, 2005

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Seal Teaming

Doing reckless hoodrat shit with ya boys at the at your local mall/walmart with a combination of African American and Caucasian males only. To be an elite member you bend over and derail your local lifeguard on the express train to pound town. #KOP

Yo lets go seal teaming at KOP tonight.

Yo lets seal team and bend over this lifeguard right quick

by SharkNado July 25, 2014


Pee Seal

When one is drinking alcohol and goes to the bathroom then needs to go every 5 minutes or so.

Person 1: Damit, I really shouldn't have pee'd yet.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I just broke my pee seal, now I need to go every five minutes.

by peemaster December 25, 2011


Chonky seal

There isn’t much to explain about this, It is literally a Chonky seal, a pillow you hug and it takes your life problems away. Seal very Chonky

Mum: “What size Chonky seal should I buy for you?”
Me: “Yes”

by Chonkyseallover December 28, 2021


Lil Seale

Lil Seale is commonly and informally referenced as NBA Galbreath’s “Top opp” by most. More formally, this slang references the idea that Lil Seale is part of the opposition or opposite party, atleast in relation to those affiliated with NBA Galbreath and his organization. These individuals found themselves in a confrontation with one another on “the block” where a historical battle occurred. The result of the battle was the passing away of Lil Seale and the rise of NBA Galbreath in the music industry.

Yo bro, I’m failing physics right now.

It’s all good dawg. Just smoke on this Lil Seale pack and you’ll be straight.

by NBA Sluk January 12, 2022