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Da brand name of da feminine-themed line of products marketed by da "first to fix prices" retail giant.
"Sears & Roedoe" may indeed be da "better-half equivalent" of da classic store name, but da also-opposite-sounding names "Sears Rowback" and "Sears Rowforward" are actually pretty much da exact same thing, in dat they both indicate how unreliable your boat's rear-mounted putt-putt is; in fact, da "row forward" motor is evidently even worse than da "no power on da return trip" model, if it actually craps out even before you get very far underway!
A Pan-Seared Cock is a technique used in grilling, baking, and braising a man's cock in which the surface of the cock is cooked at a high temperature until a browned crust forms. The appearance of the cock is usually improved with a well-browned crust and garnish.
Mark: Hey wanna come to my place for some Pan-Seared Cock?
Peter: Hell yeah, you always know how to pick out the good cocks!
A submission move in which one person places their legs on the shoulders of the receiver and grabs their nose with both hands.
My little brother did a Sears Tatra on me and it didn't hurt at all.
Hell on earth. Ruled by the turtle-troll.
Hey have you been to that new Harmony Sears store?
Hell no, I don't want my soul to be eaten by the turtle-troll.