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An unexpected anal sex. Can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).
You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.
PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....
surprise butt secks
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1. he/she who steals from the gay porn industry 2. they who jack gay porn 3. stolen pron of the homosexual variety
man 1 ugh where'd this come from man?
man 2 It's just pirated butt secks man!
Means Crazy Butt-hole sex but the word "sex" is replaced with "secks"
dude we had Crazy Butt-hole secks but my but hurts nao
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Gargamel's alter ego, who likes to eat doritos and drink McCafe Coffee.
Guy 1: "Oh no Len Seck is here"
Guy 2: "That's just Gargamel in disguise"
To have secks is to shove your dick in Someone’s pussy
I pulled down My pants and she pulled down hers I came closer to her and started kissing her she pulled Down my boxers and I took of her thong. She pulled her shirt off and I helped take her bra off. I slid my shirt off. We continued smooching. Her lips came off of mine and she started rubbing my dick. Up and down. She kneeled and I shoved my dick in her mouth. I put my dock deeper and deeper until it touched her uvula she moaned I put my dick in and out of her throat faster and faster. She standee up and I shoved my dick up her wet ass cunt. Fuck yeah she moaned. I shoved my dick in more to the balls . Ahh oooh yeah oooh fuck oh oh shit yes I moan. Yeas she says. In and out faster and faster. Oooh yes your dick is so mother fucking hard she moans. Cummins flows out of my dick like water out of a water slide and it fills up her cunt. Oh yes oh fuck on shit she says happily. We both orgasm holy fuck that’s good she says I pull my dick out and I quickly shove it back in when the door opens and my 10 year old sister walks in............ what the fuck are you guys doing my sister says. It’s called secks I says
often used when you you you secks someones mom and you secks thier mom.
person: "Secks, what is it? It is when I'm omw to secks your mom, thanks for coming to my ted talk"
everyone: *applauds*