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One male having relations with four or more females that all consent. Must be simultaneously.
Origin 2022
After a night out, My dude had a selfish orgy
When you're doing her on top and she has her legs under you and just as you jizz, she goes "KIAT" and flips you over her and onto the floor upside down. Your jizz travels down to pool on your face.
I was having makeup sex with my girl last night when she suddenly flipped me over at the moment of climax and I ended up doing a selfish snowball, I guess she's still mad.
When you make a list of things that you want only for yourself. NOT TO SHARE
Note to selfish, pick up more vodka!
a selfish coward is a person who disregards everyone else feelings while being afraid to confront others
Oh my god Delilah is such a selfish coward.
A person who is constantly talking about something in their possession by using a particular word.
"That chompski is mine bro"
"Give me ten you selfish brown"
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The most ruthless and insulting forms of selfishness.
Walmart is Niger selfish with their protected time off given to employees.
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When someone advocates a piece of legislation purely because it benefits their own personal situation. Those who take part in this often do so without looking at the big picture, that is, seeing how the legislation would affect everyone as apposed to just themselves.
Guy 1"Man I love Obamacare! I can't afford health care and now I get it for free? what a great deal I'm in!" (selfish politics)
Guy 2 "But the government would have to impose a tax for that service thus causing people who can afford health care like me to pay for people like yours who couldn't before! Not to mention that tax would not come up with enough revenue for the government to be able to spend on everyone's health care and the country would go broke! To avoid this the government would have to specifically choose who to give the limited health care to? So you probably won't get any. What then?"
Guy 1 " who cares? I still get free health care!"
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