When someone's social media makes them look attractive but they're actually a fat ass
"my date shamued me. Their pictures made them look so sexy but they weren't in person"
"They are completely shamuing everyone. Those tinder photos don't show their true size"
Skinny Shamus are woman who are pround to be what they are and never let anyone get them down. They're fierce and loyal and will back you up on any mater. Skinny Shamus are very happy people who dont usualy snap at people. There is one precaution when dealing with Skinny Shamus, when they feel that their food is under attack of potential stealing or danger of sharring they will lash out. Skinny Shamus can usually be found in the company of Free Willies.
Jason:"I really like Kelsey and everything but she goes crazy when you touch her food"
Brittany:"Sounds like you have a Skinny Shamu on your hands."
A little girl who has terrific booties, Plays among us and likes the rain. Loves pickles and dancing with millisen adams
Look its Shamus Dodd " Go touch the rain"