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This occurs when you're taking a dump and you scratch your balls and the loose pubes fall out over your shit
Hey, did you see Bill Cosby? He was wearing William Shatner's Toupee.
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Like a Dutch Rudder, only the recipient auto-felates, whilst the participant manually moves their head up and down.
Wow, last night was wild, I think I made doug give me a Shatner's Bassoon!
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during the move known as the mexican pine cone (inserting ice into her vagina while doing the vacuum position) the male will pour hot sauce onto the vagina and consume it.
dang bro did you score with that chick last night, yeah man i hit her with the william shatner, she loved it!
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The part of the brain that contains the musical instrument captain kirk of the USS Enterprise owned in 1967 and used to perform to the crew on Friday nights around stardate 16 400 supplimental. Spock,
Bones and Scotty occassionaly made up the woodwind quartet with their own instruments - The saxaphone, picollo and English horn to the delight of the crew.
Bones (To Spock) : Spock you confounded fool the captain has been flying solo since 8pm on his basoon!
Spock (To Bones) : Facinating..
Scotty (To All) : Come on! We've gotta help him, grab your instruments and meet me on the bridge.
All : (Musical Mayhem)
A la : Shatners Bassoon
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Many years ago, William Shatner did a voice over for a television show featuring dramatic reenactments of situations leading to emergency calls called Rescue 911.
A William Shatner 911 now is used to refer to an extreme emergency when running for a bowel movement.
Uh oh, I think I have a William Shatner 911 brewing from them chilli dogs last night - Gotta run!
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a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety
that was like undulating my shatners bassoon
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1. When something is totally cool in a very non-cool kind of way - like when William Shatner raps about Julius Caesar while wearing a giant gold chain!
2. When someone does something that isn't really cool but they think they are really cool.
3. When someone is cool even if they are not just because they have guts!
4. (Same as above) but especially if it's hilariously not cool!
5. When someone is cool because they are not afraid to make fun of themselves! (best definition!)
Someone comes in with a messed up hair do - but you want them to think that it's cool! --"Dude! that's Phat Like Shatner!"