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the most crazy ass son of a bitch ever, from the Sharknado series, he has wielded more weapons that jesus himself and he has probably killed the entire shark species several times.
Person 1: I just saw the new Sharknado movie! Sharknado 7: Across the Nadoverse!
2 nosreP: Finn Shepard is a crazy ass son of a bitch, the best part was when he backflipped over an entire building and activated a laser that blew up the Shark God!
the 2nd hottest man in the outsiders. He is a greaser, and totally inlove with ponyboy. They kissed, I saw, they were practicing!! HE IS SOO FINNEEEE.
person - curly shepard is so hot
other person - yea
(he was never described)
Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.
Alan b shepard:
Cmon bro lets skip I got some nic
Nah im good
Cmon man x3
when you go to bed at night with a red head going down on you
last night that ginger chick stayed over and i had shepard's delight
the best boyfriend ever like wow
he’s quite weird but funny affff 😍😍
everyone: woah do you go out with alex shepard
me: yeahh
everyone: wow ur lucky bruh
The act of vomiting and using said vomit for lube to Jack off with; then vomiting a second time in pure disgust with yourself.
I came across an accident scene the other day and saw a hot chick with two broken legs on the ground. Confused with my feelings, I gave myself a dirty shepard.