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An atletic competition competed by four high schools across Wellington. Rongotai, Saint Pats Town, Saint Fags Silverstream and Wellington College. (WC) The competition is only ever won by Wellington College and no other school ever gives them a challenge.
"Who won Mcevedy Shield last year?"
"Ahh Wellington College won it last year and the 50 times before that aswell"
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When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.
Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.
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A hairstyle typical of emo fashion which involves straight bangs coming down over the face, long enough to cover both eyes but parted to one side to only cover half of the tears. This protects the wearer from the infinite sadness of the world. Boo-hoo.
Peter Parker rocks the Shield of Sorrow in Spiderman 3.
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South Shields is a coastal town in Tyne and Wear, England, on the south bank of the mouth of the River Tyne, with a population of about 90,000. It is part of the metropolitan borough of South Tyneside.
Person 1 : I go to South Shields beach all the time.
Person 2 : I prefer going into the town.
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Some goon used by an evil guy to protect himself from enemy fire. Usually gets killed as soon as he is taken as a shield by multiple rounds of fire.
The villain is suddenly caught by an undercover agent who starts firing everywhere to kill his henchmen. The villain then uses the closest surviving henchman as a human shield in order to make his escape, just as the hero suddenly decides to fire at the villain.
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a shield that says the character can't lose a fight that he's in,or if he does,he'll always win in the end.
Watch the Evil Dead movies for the Examples.
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(Noun, Adjective, "Quim Shielded", "Quim Shielding" - verb)
The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).
Also used as slang for femidom.
Example #1
"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"
Example #2
"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"
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