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A classy grandma way of saying bullshit.
*A bool is a true or false binary value in programming languages such as C#, HTML, etc.
CODER 1: I can't get this code to run.
CODER 2: That's because your code is total bool shift.
graveyard shift - any job from the time after 11:00pm at night And usually ends between 7:00 AM - 10:30 AM
In the morning .... so basically you're working Monday night into Tuesday morning..... tuesday night into Wednesday morning and so on .....
Most people who work these types of jobs are 1 of 4 things
1. Not a people person .... live a hard stressful life probably
Have anger issues
2. Freaks and nympho-maniacs
3. Potheads and stoners ... maybe college students
4. Parents usually a father who works at a plant or single mother who had To pick up a second job .
Problem with these jobs is it can mess with your Circadian rhythm which has to do with your heart and sleep deprivation ... possibly making you look old and
More at risk for diabetes.
Night shift ,evening shift and graveyard shift can all be used interchangeably But there is a difference .
Lot of Nurses work a graveyard shift / overnight shift .
Tom works the graveyard shift at UPS while his
Wife Sarah works a day job at Geico insurance company
So their kids billy and Laura are never home alone.
Jamila has anger issues and is best suited for the
Graveyard shift at FedEx.
Dwayne and Jethro are both college students and pothead stoners who work overnight at walmart .
Debbie is a nymphomaniac and is active at night so
She works the graveyard shift at checkers/rally's burger joint.
When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.
I was beating off last week and my left hand got tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.
Usually only happens in a car with a manual transmission- A money shift is an accidental, far too aggressive down-shift, in which the engine performs the biggest red-line you've ever seen. It's referred to as a money shift, because it usually results in money coming out of your pocket for a new head, pistons etc.
My buddy Erin was doin around 65 mph when he accidentally hit second gear, money shifting his way to a new engine.
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A four or so hour work shift, so named because they must be a princess to deserve such treatment.
John: I'm only working 6 to 10 tonight, still get to get my PARTY on
Liz: Damn it! Why do you always get the princess shift!
produces the same result as CAPS LOCK but done holding the shift key only. used by hardcore idealist typists and rebels.
WHAT DOES PRESSURE DO?
...caps lock off, christ
FFS IM SHIFT LOCKING
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The clicking noise you here behind you as the cyclist you just passed, changes gear in an attempt to catch you.
As I passed the lycra-clad, roadie on his carbon fibre racing bike, I heard him desperately ego shifting behind me.
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