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1. A moment when all luck is bad.
2. A cruel insult for someone you hate.
1. I just got beat with the shit stick!2. I am gonna cap yo ass with a 9-, shit stick.
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While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.
He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!
The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis
1. Chronic misfortune, or constant back luck
2. Having the worst possible outcome in a given situation
Joe constantly gets the shit end of the stick. He always has bad luck.
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In days of old, before toilet paper and the Sears Roebuck catalog, a stick was used to wipe your rear clean in the outhouse. You had to be sure you grabbed the clean end of the stick, and not the shit end.
It was dark, and my dirty hand showed I had grabbed the shit end of the stick.
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Expression denoting the experience of the less fortunate party to a contract
Don't lend Mitch your broom. He will stick it in his ass and leave you with the shit end of the stick. He always does.
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My grandfather grew up in poverty in a company owned coal mining town where he was born in 1895. He yold me about a game they played called the fox and the hounds whenever a new kid came to town. One kid was the fox. He carried a stick between his legs to simulate a tail. The object was for the hounds to chase the fox and capture him by grabbing his tail. They always let the new kid win. Unbeknownst to him the had dipped the end of the stick in the muck of an outhouse. Clearly getting the shit end of the stick was getting a bad and unanticipated result.
He got the shit end of the stick.
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