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Prison slang referring to anal sex.
"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".
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while screwing a girl in the ass, she accidently shits on your dick. then you pull it out and yell: i'm Rick James bitch as you stick it in her mouth.
that bitch done shit on my dick again so this time i yelled that i was rick james bitch, and shoved it in her mouth and made her clean it up.
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Whenever a companion of yours recieves anal pleasure from his partner then recieves oral pleasure with globs of shit on their dick but that lady does not mind besides its her shit to begin with.
Ben: DUDE! Guess what Sarah did to me the other day??
Alex: What?
Ben: SHE GAVE ME A SHIT DICK BLOWJOB!
Alex: ew
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1. To completely ruin your day/night, situation or event. "Nigga" typically refers to self but also refers to others when sharing someone elses misfortune.
2. An excited utterance when alone or with a group encountering an attractive female. (Unlikely to score you a phone number or date if said within earshot of female). "Nigga" refers to self.
1. "Man everything was going perfect. I was just about to hit that ass. But then her momma showed up with the cops and shit on nigga dick."
2. "Daaaamn look at her. She can shit on nigga dick anytime.
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Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".
Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!
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An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.
Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.
Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."
"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"
Player 1: *rolls five 3's*
Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"
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this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment
Shit on my dick! look at that nice car!
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