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Shit Dick

When a man suffers from a seriously bad smelling case of gas all day, causing his member to reek of fecal matter.

Joe Weiner was farting all day, he knew he wasnt getting any head with his nasty smelling Shit Dick.

by Slotheaus July 1, 2013

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shit dick

a person that has anal with guys or girls

jeeze jamie how many guys did u get last nite u've got mayjor shit dick

by bob February 18, 2004

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Shit Dicked

Becoming intoxicated through the excessive consumption of alcohol. Another term for being drunk.

"Dude want another shot?"

"Naaahhh man, I'm totally shit dicked!"

by B.S. Davi August 29, 2007

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Shit Dick

A guy who while in the act of anal intercourse gets defecated on.

Kim Dillon shit on Travis Harrisons dick.

by Cactuar May 6, 2003

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mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker

1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.

Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!

by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004

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Shit-Dick

When a guy has a dirty penis or one that is "misshapen" in any way. Also, guys who have smegma.

1) Sarah: "Oh my god! I was going to give Wes a blowjob and his dick was crusty!"

2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the fuck is wrong with it?"

Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"

Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."

by Sexbombz February 24, 2010

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shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up

Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up

by Penis bitch ass shit ass June 26, 2017

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