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When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.
Holy shit, that's a good looking broad, I wish I was tongue jacking her shitbox!
guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"
girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"
guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"
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To have someone mess with your head.
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To exclaim udder disbelief.
Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)
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To fuck a girl in the ass, with no lubrication.
This new girl I'm fucking wont leave me alone, and shes really annoying, what do ya think I should do?
Dry smash her shitbox!
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A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
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When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.
I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!
A car that is cool but in a poor or unfinished condition. Not to be confused with a piece of shit
Let's go hit some skids in my shitbox 240