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Shred

To makeout, kiss, or fondle; Any close or intimate contact between two people that ranges from holding hands to sex. Includes kissing, grinding, fellatio, cunnilingus, and 69. However, shredding may or may not include hugging.

Dude, don't go in Tom's room. He's totally shredding with Marissa.

by Adrian Saunders March 11, 2008

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shredding

1)masterbation.
2)very fast aggresive sexual intercorse with a woman.

man i caught riff shredding in the bathroom.

the first time i got laid i was shredding the pussy!

by Cuco October 4, 2003

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Shreds faucets

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.

"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."

"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."

by LluciferLlama December 29, 2021


Shred Life

A life in which you do what you love and love what you do; a willingness to completely dedicate yourself to your activities for the sake of the shred.

I live the shred life when I hit the road with my band and when I ace all my classes in college.

by Kelen Keller August 29, 2010


Shred Ass

To make love

Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?

John: Yeah!

Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.

by Perrier August 1, 2018

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keyboard shredding

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.

Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."

by mooogs May 15, 2017


Shredding Face

/SHred.diNG/ /fās/

shred·ding-face

verb.

A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)

"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"

"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"

"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"

"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"

by TheGrizzlyDen December 10, 2013