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shrimp

A flaccid, saliva coated penis after ejaculation, caused by the act of fellatio on said penis.

"She gave me the shrimp." "I just shrimped her." "I need to get me some shrimp."

by Jesse April 5, 2005

31πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Shrimps

What black people call shrimp because they're ignorant.

Hey can I get me some of them shrimps

by Ahorsedick April 25, 2011

27πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


shrimping

when gay guys are having anal sex and they cum in the ass then take a straw and suck out the cum.

Andrew and Drake are always shrimping.

by carlinz November 25, 2004

80πŸ‘ 130πŸ‘Ž


shrimping

The act of sucking several men's cumshots out of an asshole with a straw. Must be performed by multiple people at the same time.

Paul and Isaac get their protein supplement from shrimping in Mark's room.

by Fried Donut November 7, 2005

70πŸ‘ 113πŸ‘Ž


Shrimping

The act of misplacing shrimp in a location that should not be shrimped.

Weston keeps shrimping my bathroom, Weston shrimped my bathroom (for legal reasons that’s a joke)

by ConnorEatsPants June 20, 2021


Shrimped

A reference to a person's hunched stature after excessive drinking and/or drug use. It is often accompanied by vomiting and sleeping. Common shrimping locations include toilets and couches.

Ron: "Is Hunter alright?"
Leslie: "Nah, he had two edibles last night and he's still shrimped on our couch."

by siakim February 15, 2021


shrimp

a hairy, stubby, smelly cock that a male will pull out unexpectedly when showing up at your door, normally when ur parents are at back to school night!!

beware of that micheal kid, his shrimp is smaller than my conscience span!!

by bhadbitchparty.tingz November 27, 2019