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<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang
A large penis
Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
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sexy gyals(mainly ginger with crazy eyes). usually got massive tits and a pornstar
carolanne: look over there its a
briony and carolanne: SHUM TING
Used to describe something/ someone as cute.
Other variations: Shummy, Shum, Shummy shum.
'Aw that cat is such a shum shum.'
'He's such a shum.'
'What a shummy.'
To shit and cum into a water bottle or cup
"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"
Shum’s birthday!!! March 15 is national shum day
Dude it’s March 15
National shum day?
Hell yeah
The act of shitting while cumming; the most euphoric experience a human can have
Dude, I was shumming last night and I literally couldn’t open my eyes for like 20 seconds because I was in heaven.
When you shit and cum simultaneously
"Fuck, I need to stop shumming, it's so hard to clean up if your whores don't lick it clean for you."