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Fucks emilo and sucks his dick
Simon has so small dick you need very big glasses to see his and emilo helps with that by being bisexual so simon doesn't feel sad
Emilo: simon please suck it hard ill pay good
Simon: fine only cuz i need to pay for food
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A Simon is when you get hurt during summer vacation. Making you unable to swim, sport and doing other physical activities.
Person 1: Dude you wanna go swim?
Person 2: I can't I just did a Simon.
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The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.
Simon is an idiot.
Simon is mean.
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A name for a really bad haircut.
Bob: Nice hair!
Harry: Yeah, the hairdresser calls it a 'Simon' haircut because it's really bad.
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A bloke who posts up a picture of their first day at the gym
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a big asian that is interested in everyones lunch
OOoooooO wheres my lunch? OOOOo what is tht? a carrot? or a pop tart? says simon
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An unusually short person, who most likely plays video games in class.
"That guy is only three feet tall."
"Wow, he's almost as short as Simon."
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