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A mental illness that only affects Males
widely reported symptoms are as follows
1) Repetitious mumblings comprising of "Yes Dear" "No Dear" "Sorry Dear"
2) Allows himself to be trod upon repeatedly by females & apologizes pathetically for it
3) Grovelling to a female in the vain hope of receiving her validation to make them feel more like a "real man"
4) Giving attention/praise to undeserving females, the females are well aware of this and will use him to their advantage
5) Putting himself into a subservient/submissive position under a female in the hope of winning them over without the female bringing anything to the table
6) rolling out red carpets for every female encounter for no apparent reason
7) fighting with other Male sufferers either physically or verbally for sole female attention
8) Irrational thoughts
EG. thinks a female with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality female
9) Delusions
EG. In his eyes all females are good no matter what they do or say, he may feel beholden to a female due his delusions
10) Believes that a "Real Man" should shower female's with gifts & pay all her bills & entertainment costs,
most sufferers may do this for sex & validation from the female, whereas non-sufferers can clearly identify this as prostitution. More serious cases of simping sufferers may do this for female validation alone.
Known Cure
"The Red Pill" although some sufferers of simping reported that this can completely disappear with age & experience.
A daily dose of "The Red Pill" can help cure Simping
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It means a person who will do everything to get attention from another women, especially a guy.
hey, check this guy out he's a Simp because of his begging for nudes.
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When a girl's vagina looks like Homer Simpson's mouth
That girl was so hot but she had wicked camel toe, her vag was such a Simp, too.
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The act of placing women on a pedestal in hopes of getting sex in return from them one day.
Similar to simp only now it's an action.
Johnny is subscribed to 3 e-girls on patreon I be he is mad simping.
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When somebody is overtly nice or protective of someone else to the point of creepiness or desperation
"Remember when Katy Perry stole that Dagny song? I knew a simp who kept defending her."
"Wow. That's pretty lame. That guy is definitely a simp."
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a person who voluntarily provide money and chat messages through online methods to beautiful girls in hope of getting the fruit but profusely disagreeing with other people confronting him of his action and would non-hesitantly ban people that bad mouth the girl.
ew is this a simp? God would have make another bang if he sees this.
Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be movin' like me
Step right over and watch me put it down
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P
the lyrics were too long
Person A : Why are you moving like that
Person B : THERE'S SIMP