single

1. Describes a person whose marriage/live in relationship has ended and whose next marriage/live in relationship hasn't begun yet. (This condition lasts about 2 weeks or less.)

John's wife was killed in a car accident and he was single for a week.

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not single

Not alone. Not unhappy. Comfortable with who you are with. Relaxed around each other. Able to fart in front on another. Loving. Happy. Can joke about little things. Not owned or for sale. Look but dont touch.

Whoever feels like this is definately not single.

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Single

A man who makes jokes about women being in a kitchen

That woman joke was funny! Now I know why you are single

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Single

......You......

Dude:hey you got a girl yet
You:nah g I'm single

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Single

When your girlfriend dumped you like a sick bitch or You're just a loser that doesn't have one.

The Friend asks: "Hey Chad are you in a relationship?"

Chad: "Nah I'm single right now, But I'm gonna get another bitch to cheat on no worries."

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Single

A male individual who believes a female's occupation is the kitchen

Female: I wish I had a man *sigh*
Mr. Single: Maybe you should get in the kitchen

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Singled

A (less vulgar) slang term to describe a girl who is easy , and had sexual intercourse with someone who she recently met.

The term refers to the concept only a "single hit" is needed to get to home base .

Similar terms include: one night stand , casual sex , and slut .

1) I met this girl named Emily at the party last night, and I singled her. What a whore.

2) Bob is such a stud. He has singled so many girls he lost count.

3) Wow Sara got singled from that guy last night. He must be packing.

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