1.A small yet helpful creature(uaually assumed to be a friend)used to dump on so as to make one feel better about their own meaningless exsitance 2. My new "Cali" name
Your not my friend your my skit skat.
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Rubbin' one out while pinching a loaf. Chokin' the chicken while releasing the brown shark.
I was so bored while taking a shit, I actually jerked off! Skat Fap FTW!
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An old dried up cunt with no visible means of support.
That mo mo skat don' scammed my stepfather out of his house.
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This is when a man is having sex with a woman (hitting it from behind) and cannot cum. So you decide to spit on her ass so she thinks you came, but then she hereβs you working up the spit and turns around, so then you spit in her face, the smack the spit into her face, then leave quickly with your hands up and your pants pulled down
I didnβt realize this bitch had such a loose pussy so I had to hit her with the βspat smack & skat.β- when you use your spit and masculinity to disorient her.
A fun way to ask your partner to have sex while keeping it fresh and flirty.
"Skit skat skadoodle skee, do you want to penetrate me?"
"They are going to skit skat"
"Wow, I can't wait to get skit skat skadoodled by my man tonight"
"Skit skat skadoodle skoo, I want to penetrate you."
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A phrase, much like the f-word which can replace nouns, verbs, or other sentence parts.
DUDE, I just got a Wii!
Well than, skeet skat two cats and a bat!
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