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A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.
Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.
Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.
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A workmate who spends most of the week on the internet while neglecting actual work, or relying on co-workers to pick up the slack. Often seen rushing around in a frenzy at 4.45pm Friday afternoons in an attempt to get all neglected work done before pub time.
"how can he be so busy at 5 mins to pub time?"
"well he is the office slacker"
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One who slacks, or is lazy, in all things-- but with emphasis and or renewed vigor
Gerald R. Ford (former president of The United States): He never ran for the office not even Vice-President and now he get's his own presidential library-- bastard!
Homer J. Simpson: He's not even a real person!
Canada: Need I say more?
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You know a multi-tasker is one who can drive, smoke, jerk-off, talk on the cell phone and pick his nose all at the same time. Well a multi slacker is one who has laundry pending, missing homework, assignments past due, messy room and all last week's mail unopened. This and more ofcourse!
Dude, I have a Chemistry assignment due tomorrow, a math quiz to take in the tsting center because i missed it, I have no clean clothes, can't find my pay check and I locked my car keys in the car.
Word dude, you are just a multi-slacker.
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when you slack aggressively....and not passively.
I am more of an aggressive slacker than a passive slacker...
There is no concrete example of what an aggressive slacker
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1. A slacker who has the extraordinary ability to procrastinate the most simple of tasks and do a below average job on important assignments; usually a college student who is entering second year in college with the credits of a freshman
2. In china it is called a Szeto
3 .In Japan it is called a Kodama
4. When in presence of a jew it is refered to as a Kaufman
1. Phill: Hey Ryo! Have you studied for the bio test yet?
Respone: Oh shit! We have a bio test? I haven't gone to class or done any of the homework, you think I will be alright?
Phill: dude, your a total slacker
Ryo: shut the fuck up
2. Your a god damn Szeto you lazy son of a bitch!
3. Who the fuck do you think you are never doing any of your shit your a fucking Kodama! Your never going to graduate
4. God damn man! You never do any of your work! You’re a god damn kaufman!
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Devices used by homosexuals to induce long periods of pleasure.
My boyfriend doesn't do it properly in the anal cavity and so I have to resort to a Slacker G2.