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A technique for wiping your ass for males. You remain in your seated position after pooping while u use ur left hand to grab your junk and move it out of the way inorder for ur right hand(holding the toliet paper) to manuever between your legs and wipe your asshole repeatedly untill clean.
I walked into a porter potty and saw this guy doing the slingshot
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When you shit into a satin sheet, ball it up and throw it at your partner. The end result is a shit-covered lover. It makes great lubricant
Oh yeah, that egyptian slingshot almost knocked me out.
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When one goes to tacobell and the waiter takes your previously ordered taco and instead of handing it to you, he places the taco one his boner and alabama slingshots to you.
I went to taco and he served me alabama slingshot style.
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An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot
Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks
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Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.
He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.
Humorous reference to a brassiere.
Damn, Frank shagged some fat chick from the party. He almost got away with it, but his folks found her double barreled slingshot under the couch.
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Masturbating and pulling back the penis while tea-bagging your partner. Then as you orgasm you let your penis flop down striking the person in the face and spreading goo all over.
Whilst a young lady is enjoying a teabag session. The courteous male would hold his phalice out of the way so he can see her pretty smile. He continues to masturbate until orgasm and as he reaches his climax, he lets go of his penis slapping the young lass right in the eye delivering a perfect st. louis slingshot. OOOOH, that's gonna leave a mark. Welcome to St. Louis.
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