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Plastic and worthless 9 member nu metal band from Des Moines, Iowa. Completely fake, followed almost entirely by a mainstream audience of stupid mallgoths that thing they are hardcore. Known for wearing masks on stage, an idea stolen from GWAR and Mushroomhead in an attempt to look as scary as possible, and they end up looking dumb. Known for an "energetic" live performance which consists entirely of more than 9 people on stage, only 3 playing, a fog machine or two, and a couple of people running around beating on random instruments like retards. They sing really badly written songs about depression that are sure to be up any emo kid's alley. Also well known for their drummer Joey Jordinson, who likes to go backstage after shows filled with 12 year olds and screw the girls, potentially the most overrated drummer ever. Only 3-5 members of the band ever do anything, and their sound could easily be pulled off by just 3 or 4. And finally, as Roadrunner Records (worst company ever) biggest bitches, they allow Roadrunner to control them entirely, producing and owning all their own music, giving them no say in how their band is run.
Slipknot is the worst band ever in my opinion, down there with Korn, Mudvayne, Otep, Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, hell really any other nu metal and emo band.
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A group of like 13 no-talent assclowns who think they're hardcore. Their "music" sucks and blows. No, screaming and yelling is not music. The shitty, down-tuned nu metal sound is simply absurd. The strings are down so low they are virtually hanging off the neck, leaving a woolly, indistinct barrage of black noise, which is garbage.
Anyone who likes Slipknot is a RETARD.
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Dose it matter what there lyrics are nobody understands what the fuck there on about.
Slipknow- Smer bla der fuck be bo monage balg...
Bloke1- Was there somat about a cat in there?
Bloke2- Fucked if i know, there crap why are we listing to them?
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Talented as they maybe together they sound shit. Mainly listened to by "teenie boppers" who havn't grown to appreciate good music (such as slayer ETC).
Have a fan bas who refer to them self as "maggots"....thats just how lame it really is.
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TRANSLATION- OMFG I TOTALLY SAW SLIPKNOT.
30👍 29👎
A band. An extremely overrated band at that. The fans, or so they call themselves 'maggots' are highly stupid, and they lack in knowledge of metal.
Emo: Slipknot are fucking hardcore!
Metalhead: Dude. They suck, so shut the fuck up.
Emo: Noway! Joey is the bestest fastest drummer ever!
Metalhead: Die.
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a kick ass band with nine guy. their music is great and they put on an amazing live show. their best songs in my opinion are
1. spit it out
2. my plague
3. liberate
4. people=shit
5. everything ends
if you dont like them thats fine, but people who are saying if you wear a hot topic t shirt your not a real maggot, stfu. the real non-maggots are the people who you ask "do you like slipknot?" and they say yes or w/e and they only know them from guitar hero. those are the real tools.
slipknot is an amazing band and if you dont like them you can kiss my ass
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A crappy nu metal band who sing about how their dads touched their bumholes.
Slipknot teenyboper: OOH SLIPKNOT ARE BLACK METAL! WOO HOO!
Normal Person: FUCK YOU, BITCH! Go listen to some real black metal,Children Of Bodom!
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