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That thing when you cum too much and it gets on the floor and you slip and land on your girl
A. Yo last night my gf had me do a sloppy landing on her
B. Yo that's fucked up
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A really horrendous sloppy shit.
Hey who left a sloppy yockman in the toilet?
Wet titties straight out of the shower or doused in oil watch those bad boys bounce
Also see floppy fun bags, wilted wobblers, clangers
Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the greasy pablo and the upper decker.
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
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Give your partner a facial after she has just gotten out of the shower and still has a towel wrapped around her head for drying her hair.
After I gave Jill a sloppy terrorist she had to go take another shower.
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A sloppy, unkept girl, usually large, wearing messy clothes and hasnt showered... She is the girl you see out, who looks like she was born to eat a cock meat sandwich...
You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..
You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..
Dude 1- Wow, look at that one... She's a mess
Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat
When you're the unknowing and unwilling recipient of a sloppy seconds.
She said she wasn't cheating on me and we had a huge fight, then had angry make up sex, but she'd just hooked up with a dude right before and gave me a Sloppy Don.