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When you start 'talking' to someone but you realize you're really not interested, so you 'slowly fade' out of the relationship and then out of their life.
Girl 1: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 2: He was really annoying, I pulled a slow fade.
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Colby Mekiliesky
Colby is a slow turtle. Matthew is also sometimes a slow turtle.
Common Phrase for hard work and patience.
The Slow Grind is essentially the most important element in building a relationship with a girl. The Slow Grind is referred to as a tactical technique for getting a girl. It is key to not rush things, since this is assured to backfire on you. One must not rush into a relationship with a girl, but instead use the Slow Grind technique. Like any thing in life, one must work hard for it. (This is the grind component). Building off of this, things will most likely go in your direction if you are patient and optimistic.
You cannot expect glory in the blink of an eye. The ultimate goal of the Slow Grind is to succeed. With that being said, success comes with time and patience. That is why you must be cautious of your own actions toward a girl and not take things to the next level when it is not the time yet. For instance, if you like a girl and she appears to like you too, it wouldn't be a bad idea to make conversation with her and get to know her hobbies and her personality better. The bad move in this situation would be to invite her out with you if she doesn't even know you well enough yet. Us guys understand that girls are not prizes to be won or to be showed off to friends, but need to be treated with respect and kindness. To increase the chances of the Slow Grind working in your favor, take things slow and have a positive attitude.
Example 1: Guy 1: "Yo what's good homies." Guy 2: "Ayy not much, I'm just working on that slow grind." Guy 3: "Hell yeah dude!"
Example 2: Guy 1: "Yo are you going to get with that girl?" Guy 2 : "Bro, you already know that I'm on that slow grind."
Example 3: Guy 1: "Why don't you make a move already?" Guy 2: "I figured it would be better if I use the slow grind." Guy1 : "Good choice man!"
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Another nickname for 'James May' from Top gear, usually called this by his friends, Jeremy Clarkson and Richard 'Hamster' Hammond, James loves pies and hates the french.
He likes classical music and smokes a pipe.
He uses tampons to clean his motorbike.
He possibly has a shed.
He plays the keyboard.
He likes the new Dacia Sandero
He is the first person ever to go to the north pole, and didn't want to go there in the first place.
His catchphrase is 'Oh Cock'
'Oh Cock' - James May, Captain Slow
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A fanfiction genre in which the characters that are romantically shipped take a very long time to get together. It could be 30 chapters before they even brush elbows.
Person A: "I'm looking for some good fanfiction for Destiel. Do you know of any good slow burn fics?"
Person B: "Do I? Yes! Here, I'll send them to you."
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A song (or performance thereof) that doesn't immediately impress you, but becomes increasingly enjoyable on subsequent renditions. Antonym: pop hit.
J-Dilla's "Donuts" took me a while to get into, but now I love it. It's a real slow burner.
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The equivalent to a low life, but worse in the sense that they take twice as long as your average person to accomplish anything.
Victor: Whats Jay's problem lately, he doesn't work or go to school or even try to do anything.
Danny: Ever since he started puffin the magic dragon he became a slow life...