Some one who puts their dick in a Slurpee ,preferably at 7-11
Yo slurpee dick .your dick still cold ?
n. A Slurpee (preferably Blue Razzberry) made infinitely more drinkable by the addition of whatever liquor is on hand (preferably grain alcohol).
"Man, there is no way I'm getting through the Twilight movie without at least two Hobo Slurpees! Help me find my flask."
When you take a slurpee cover and lick someoneโs ass to completion three the cover
When Ashley seen Mikeyโs ass she wanted to give him a ass slurpee
Lil Slurpee is the best rapper alive. He has changed the rap game. The planets aligned when he was born. He dropped out of Harverd just to save the rap game. He it the G.O.A.T. An absolute legend of a rapper.
Wow lil Slurpee is amazing!
To suck slurpee consistancy (liquidy with a tinge of flake or chunkiness) diarrhea out of a male or female partner's sphincter through a flourescent colored twisty straw. Commonly enjoyable for neither party involved.
Dude, last night after my girlfriend put extra hot sauce on her taco on Taco Tuesday night, I gave her a violent Hot Slurpee!
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When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you whip out a straw and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "money shot" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.
"Yo dawg, I got a ho and plastic straw from McDonalds! What should I do?"
"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."
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When a girl gives head and it makes a vacuum In her throat.
From TicTok where a girl said Turkey Slurpee and then inhaled a turkey slice.
This girl gave me a Turkey Slurpee and my dick got stuck.
Girl passed out while giving me a Turkey Slurpee.
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