Smarties Rule

If you have to choose a color for something, you will purposely make sure that the last color you pick is red.

Mom: "I bought you that shirt two months ago and you're just wearing it now?"
Son: "Smarties Rule. It's red."

Sally: "You've painted your room pretty much every color, why haven't you used red yet?"
John: "Smarties Rule. I still have to use indigo and tickle-me pink before red."

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Poppin smarties

For one to to give a blow job

I was poppin smarties last night

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smarty cunt

also known as (smart ass) dad used it this is milliganus

stop being a smarty cunt

ha ha smart cunt

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smarty head

someone with a bald head, who really shouldnt have because there head is to small..

now then smarty head, hows that diet going..
or if they got a fat head, its a smarty head on steroids

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party-smartie

someone who is very smart and intelligent but also parties a lot.

Wow she got an A on the test but was at that party last night? What a party-smartie!

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Smarty Farty

A nicer nickname for a friend instead of calling them a smart ass when they are being sarcastic.

oOChrissyOo you are just being a smarty farty! You little shit!

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Smarty tardy

Smarty tardy

Smarty tardy

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