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Hey buddy throw me a CL Smoothie.
Nothing like drinking CL Smoothies when shredding gnar.
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A Molotov cocktail filled with Napalm.
Hey Russian Tank, a Ukrainian cocktail on the house for you... oh and go fuck yourself.
You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.
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When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.
Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .
A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.
Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.
The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.
Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.
step 1:
put some shit in a blender
step 2:
pour it in a bowl
step 3:
be pretentious
How to make a smoothie bowl: put a smoothie in a bowl
When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.
"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."