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One of the group of little blue midgets who live in houses that look like magic mushrooms. They take turns gangbanging the only female in their group, who is owned by a pimp daddy named Papa Smurf. The smurfs are harassed by some old geezer named Gargamel who is Hell-bent on killing and eating them since he's too lazy to hunt or fish or so to the store to buy food.
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1)A blue humanoid that lives in a mushroom; There are 100 Smurfs in the Smurf village, 3 in which are female (Smurfette, Sassette, and Nanny Smurf); These poor dudes are always chased down by Gargamel and Azrael.
2) what people are doing in the definitions above
1) Vanity Smurf is the gay Smurf!
2) You mofos quit smurfing about Smurfs being sex-related terms or drugs!
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A little blue pill of xanax, usually of the 2mg variety.
I downed a few smurfs and had a few beers, now I'm f'd up!
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Soviet Magicians United Regime For Satan
Smurfs are evil little blue things who apear to be friendly, but arent
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The unoffical name of the employees at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic games because of the bright blue clothes they have to wear that are the same color as smurfs.
Jeff: I'm stoked to go work at the olympics!
Brian: Have fun you smurf.
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A blue-shirted agent of the Transportation Security Administration.
I'm calling my lawyer. I just got gate-raped by a bunch of surly, incompetent smurfs.
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An Ultramarines army in warhammer
man those smurfs always have land raiders!
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